Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Fundae putting and news roundup
Q: What do we usually say when we sign off?
Ans: Tata
Q: What does Mork say when he signs off?
Ans: Nano Nano!
See, we are getting somewhere on this already. But wait, not yet done.
Q: What does Mork mean in Rhyming Slang?
Ans: Windy
Q: What is name of the wind god?
Ans: Vaayu
Stay with me... this is taking us somewhere proper.
Q: What is the name of Vaayu's son?
Ans: Hanuman
So there! That is Tata already telling Maruti, "Who's your daddy? I'm your daddy!"
Q: But who is the real father of Maruti?
Ans: Sanjay Gandhi
Which makes Varun Gandhi the half-brother of Hanuman, (who headed the "Ram Sena"). See... now that explains why Varun hates muslims. But hang on, there is more.
Q: Who else might be violating the model code of conduct, and why?
Ans: Tata, by releasing Nano (linkthanks Ravikiran)
Q: What else got Tata'd and Nano Nano'd out of India this week?
Ans: IPL
Objection milaad! எதிர் தரப்பு வக்கீல் சம்பந்தம் இல்லாத கேள்விகளை எழுப்பி சாட்சியை குழப்புகிறார். IPLக்கும் Model Codeக்கும் என்ன சம்பந்தம்?
சம்பந்தம் இருக்கு yuvar aaner!
Objection overruled. You may proceed!
Q: Who heads the IPL?
Ans: Modi
Q: What is common between hating muslims, Tata Nano, and the name of the IPL boss?
Ans: Modi
Wait a minute, that is cleverly avoiding first names...
Q: Would anything that points to a Modi success be construed as violating the model code?
Ans: Maybe
But that is a different Modi...
Q: Where is the IPL being moved to?
Ans: South Africa
Q: Who got Tata'd and Nano Nano'd out of South Africa this week?
Ans: The Dalai Lama
Q: Who else got Tata's and Nano Nano'd in South Africa in 1893?
Ans: Gandhi
Q: Who did not do Tata or Nano Nano to Dalai Lama in 1959?
Ans: Nehru
Q: What is the Nehru family called now?
Ans: Gandhi
Q: What is common between Modi and Gandhi?
Ans: There are two different Modis, and there were two different Gandhis, but all four are Gujjew names
Q: Talking about names, what is the Nano being called?
Ans: The people's car among other things
Q: Who else called what else the people's car?
Ans: (Answer hidden due to violation of Godwin's law)
Q: Who else hates the Dalai Lama?
Ans: The people's republic
Q: The Nano was originally supposed to be manufactured in?
Ans: The people's state of West Bengal
Q: What is the state of the people of West Bengal?
Ans: Pathetic (among other Ps)
Q: Does West Bengal have an IPL team?
Ans: The Kolkata Knight Riders
Q: Do the Gujjews have an IPL team?
Ans: The Baroda Bombers... no, they do not exist
Hmm, I see a pattern here. Having an IPL team means not having a car factory...
Q: Who co-owns the Kolkata Knight Riders?
Ans: Chawla
Q: What is the name of the election commissioner?
Ans: Chawla
Q: Who likes Chawla as election commissioner?
Ans: The people's daily of Chennai
Q: Which other Tam has a spat with the IPL?
Ans: Chidambaram
Q: Which other comedian is as irritating as Chidambaram?
Ans: Robin Williams
Q: Is Chawla a Gujjew name?
Ans: No, it is a Punjew name
Q: Do the Muslims hate the Jews?
Ans: Maybe
Q: Which Indian leader is compared to the most famous Jew hater of them all?
Ans: Boderline Godwin's law violation, but Modi
But wait, if Modi hates Muslims, and Hitler hated Jews, and Muslims hate Jews, does Modi hate Hitler?
It gets more complicated... If China hates the Dalai Lama and West Bengal loves China, but West Bengal lost Nano to Modi, and Hitler hated the Communists... do the the Communists hate Robin Williams?
If N Ram loves Chawla, but hates the Dalai Lama, do the Kolkata Knight Riders love South Africa?
If Chidambaram hates Modi, and Modi moves IPL, and Tata moves Nano factory, do the Punjews love Gandhi?
If there are two Modis, two Gandhis and two Chawlas, does this explain the name of Varun's book of poems?
As you can see, everything is connected... and as you ponder the profundity... it is time for me to say tata, nano nano!
Labels: Humour, Storytelling
Comments to Fundae putting and news roundup
AYOOOOO!
posted by 
anantha
now that was a long and winding road you took me on :-)
thanks for the linking too
posted by The Comic Project
*banging my head* Don't know what's more pathetic, you having written this or me reading the whole thing through and rofl-ing. Had someone paid us to do things like this back in jr. college, I'd be filthy rich by now. Followed a twitter link to this post...liked!
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posted by 
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands.
posted by eyefry
hmm.....
posted by Diwakar Sinha
I gotta lot of time here to read this. A good one.
-Sarjun
posted by Sarjun
heh terrific !!!
posted by Arun Ramkumar
:)) Thats a good one. You should try 'story telling' seriously buddy.
posted by Sridhar Narayanan
i tried never made any progress.. but this is hilarious.nice work
posted by Vino
I liked this blog its very nice!
posted by Surat
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