Friday, May 23, 2003

How to write a really interesting dull-blog-entry?

Dull #1
1, 2, 3, 4......................................1024.
Hmmm! Now, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...............................768.

Dull #2
Buzzzzz...Swish! Thwack! Miss!...
Buzzzzz...Swish! Thwack! Miss!...
Buzzzzz...Swish! Thwack! Bang! Crash! Miss!...Shwish! Snap!
Is that blood?
Buzzzzz...Swish! Thwack! Miss!...
Buzzzzz...Swish! Thwack! Miss!...

Dull #3
The amount of glazing on the eyes (in microns) is equal to amount of time spent staring at the monitor (in microseconds) multiplied by the square root of the number of milliseconds between each wink divided by two if you are male and four if you are female the whole power 16 modulus 3 multiplied by the aqueous constant (9.4532x12^18).

Dull #4
Did you know that weekends occupy two seventh of a week? Wow!

Dull #5
Buzzzzz...Swish! Thwack! Miss!...

Dull #6
Today I learnt that if you stand really long on one toe, it goes numb for the rest of the day and if you just sit all day, same case with the butt!

Dull #7
If you put your little finger into your ear canal and wriggle real hard, you�ll hear a popping sound!

Dull #8
Old chairs make creaking noises...interesting!

Dull #9
Buzzzzz...Swish! Thwack! Miss!... Darn!

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