Thursday, June 24, 2004
Fuck off! I have a cold
Whenever I use an expletive in a conversation, the attention of the listener goes up. I guess in my blog it will translate into a sudden spike in my statcounter graph. (Just like the sudden spike in my mother�s electrocardiogram now. Hi mom!)
All you know, I might even end up with strange google referrals like for �thayir saadam fuck fantasy film�. (thayir saadam=curd rice)
This is what I have always wanted to, but never been able to say for the past few days. A combination of sleep-deprivation, medication and general irritability makes me both increasingly depressive and philosophical at the same time. Add to that an exam, and a marriage involving my large family, the extended families, the appended families and the families that come as sundry telescopic extensors, collapsible frames, pneumatic lifts, and noisy jack-hammers.
There is also this sheer indignity of having a recognisable face. Almost everybody seemed to relish staring at me, pointing me out to others, and passing strange comments. OK, people have the right to be inquisitive, but I�d rather not have a totally unknown person come upto me and ask straightway how much money I made and what I am upto with my life? So I certainly wanted them to fuck off, but I don�t understand the stoicism demanded by society where a pasted smile would somehow make other people not think you�re rude. As far as I am concerned, I�d rather come across as a snob rather than something akin to a blue-coloured orang-utan at the zoo. Look� It�s looking in this direction! Look� It�s drinking water! Look� It just sneezed! Look� It�s showing me the finger! Look� It just walked away! Look�!
Comments to Fuck off! I have a cold
Hope you feel better. and once you do, I will comment about this post. I knwo ur r irritable right now and dont want to try ur patience and my luck!!
posted by Priya10:26 pm, June 24, 2004
Cough off! I have a fuck!
posted by Kingsley12:07 am, June 25, 2004
Kingsley :p Vendha punnula uppu poda paakiriye thalaiva..
posted by anantha3:27 am, June 25, 2004
That's a bad cold man. Are you sure you ain't drunk?
posted by Ravages2:43 pm, June 26, 2004
was thinking, kinglsey would love your blog for accompanying him in such good-worded blog posts. his recent post added a gerund to this nalla vaarthai.
posted by lazy geek10:33 pm, June 26, 2004
Sadly Lazy, he has asked me to Cough off!
posted by Anand12:18 am, June 27, 2004
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