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Thursday, November 15, 2007

A Delusion called the Free-Market (and gravity)

This is the modified version of the letter I wrote to Amit Varma in response to his article in his web-log India Uncut, Changing the Law of Gravity, dated 15 November 2007.

Dear Mr Varma,

Apropos your piece entitled "Changing the Law of Gravity", Congressman Bill Sali makes a very valid point.

Every state is defined by its Constitution—a text which lays down the rules by which all actions within the nation can operate. Vaazhappazha had its Parashurama Sutra, England has its Magna Carta, and India and America have their own constitutions.

In America the law of the market and the law of gravity are specifically written down in their constitution. This is primarily a result of the era in which the American Founding Fathers lived, and their writing is a reflection of their belief system. Therefore America is where the market and gravity were said to exist (that is, until recently).

India, on the other hand is different. Since we were not founded on the principle of the free market and of gravity, but instead on socialism and the history of Hanuman having flown to Lanka, one cannot expect western values to be imposed on us. Unfortunately, the neo-liberals amongst us make the very mistake and point to the American constitution as an example.

In a curious development, Eastern (specifically Indian) historical texts have greatly influenced modern western ideas. In fact I would call most of it sheer plagiarism. Indian non-gravitational inventions such as the Pushpaka Vimana, and anti-gravitational ideas such as Hanuman flying up to the sun and Krishna lifting a mountain have all had a bearing on recent western thought and science.

The travel of Indian ideas to the rest of the world closely coincides with western non-gravitational inventions such as the aircraft and space-flight, and also non-gravitational concepts such as Superman and the Incredible Hulk. And if you notice carefully, all the things I have so far mentioned are in fact American.

Just as the legislation of the minimum wage and the New Deal came about as a result of market-failure, Superman and space-flight are a direct result of gravity-failure.

It is probably time for America to rethink its holy-cow constitution and come up with a text that recognises that far from the truth, the free market and gravity are both non-existent delusions. I am glad Congressman Sali has realised this, and I thank you for pointing our attention to this very uplifting piece of news.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Acharya Somuchidononanda Pandey
Hon. Director, Smirzkoff Centre for Historical Speculation in Pune, India
Director, Mehta-Vedic Sciences Project in London


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Comments to A Delusion called the Free-Market (and gravity)

Superman is the result of failure of gravity!. wow,Thats nobel material! :P

posted by Blogger wolverine 

12:37 pm, November 16, 2007

meaning we should continue wasting our time trying to believe in socialism..

posted by Anonymous Anonymous 

11:14 pm, November 16, 2007

lol ... nice

posted by Anonymous Anonymous 

12:35 am, November 17, 2007

Will somebody sponsor psychiatric treatment for Dr. Acharya.

PS: Loved the Historical Speculation.


A message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence
- guess, conjecture, supposition, surmise, surmisal, hypothesis

posted by Anonymous Anonymous 

12:49 pm, November 19, 2007

Yeah! Right.

posted by Anonymous Anonymous 

9:17 pm, November 19, 2007

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